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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6549 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 575 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
join our server and u can ride a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes, how cool is that? not cool enough? well, how about this – u can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.
but wait, there’s more! on our server, u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. and if u’re lucky, u might even meet a talking potato who tells hilarious jokes.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u’re allergic to fun, then maybe u should stay away. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s have a blast!