About Us: Dive into a pure Minecraft experience with our Vanilla Survival SMP server! Whether you’re a seasoned miner or a newcomer, our server offers a friendly community where you can build, explore, and thrive.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Eystreem is a popular Australian Minecraft YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining and engaging gaming videos. With a focus on creating family-friendly content, Eystreem has garnered a large following of fans who enjoy his creativity and humor. He is also known for his helpful tutorials, mods, challenges, and other Minecraft-related content.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!
Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8349 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4654 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.
Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6655 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Version > 1.9-1.21.3
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
