Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7426 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood butterfly in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
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