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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6811 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
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IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF GIANT NEMATODES WITH YOUR TRUSTY PICKAXE, ALL WHILE HARVESTING SOYBEANS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.
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