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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1688 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?
our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?
we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?
join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!
