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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	305857	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	146
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	714282
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magic Items Found:	2685
Dragon Eggs Found:	4207	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9687	Dragon Eggs Found:	3738
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	276	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!