Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	8757
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	75
Potions Brewed:	116	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Farms Harvested:	573

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Emeralds Found:	2454
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Star Shards Collected:	188

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3086
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	43
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3229
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6663	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.