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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3589	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	193
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	267
Alien Abductions:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	72
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	3753	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	225889
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.