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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9516
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Potions Brewed:	168	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mines Excavated:	1962	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magic Items Found:	5975
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1144

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Items Found:	6894
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Farms Harvested:	755

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.