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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	362271	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	970545	Mines Excavated:	1297
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9690	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	947	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	8095

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1774	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	283	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Givmehdiamonds Server

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	232
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Emeralds Found:	3270	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!