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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7764 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
so, like, u know how some peeps gotta deal with that type 2 diabetes crap? well, we got this amazin’ server where u can join and go on this wild journey to remission, bro! like, we got this three month “soups and shakes” diet that’s gonna make u feel like a whole new person, dude.
imagine bein’ one of the lucky 11% who actually went into remission after joinin’ our server. u could be walkin’ around like, “yeah, i used to have diabetes but now i’m livin’ my best life on this amazin’ server!”
plus, we got all sorts of crazy adventures and challenges for u to tackle while u’re on this journey to remission. like, u gotta fight off giant sugar cubes and dodge insulin shots flyin’ at ya from all directions. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
so come join our server and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together! who needs insulin when u got soups and shakes, am i right? let’s do this, bro!
