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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7175 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 187 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
so, like, u know how some peeps gotta deal with that type 2 diabetes crap? well, we got this amazin’ server where u can join and go on this wild journey to remission, bro! like, we got this three month “soups and shakes” diet that’s gonna make u feel like a whole new person, dude.
imagine bein’ one of the lucky 11% who actually went into remission after joinin’ our server. u could be walkin’ around like, “yeah, i used to have diabetes but now i’m livin’ my best life on this amazin’ server!”
plus, we got all sorts of crazy adventures and challenges for u to tackle while u’re on this journey to remission. like, u gotta fight off giant sugar cubes and dodge insulin shots flyin’ at ya from all directions. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
so come join our server and let’s kick diabetes in the butt together! who needs insulin when u got soups and shakes, am i right? let’s do this, bro!
