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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6815 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.
so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!