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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9445 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!