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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2395 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 93 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!