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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9675 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6829 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
Farms Harvested: | 462 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 165384 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6402 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!