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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9469 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!