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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9836 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5824 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!