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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8761 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!