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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9124 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 931130 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!