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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5648 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3926 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!