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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7755 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Potions Brewed: | 115 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!