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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2239 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 1941 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!