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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1449 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).