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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4842 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 2544 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).