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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5072 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3469 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).