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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8240 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2385 |
Magic Items Found: | 3467 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9050 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?