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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1057 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 222 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲
Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻
