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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6451 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!