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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7476 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Animals Bred: | 129 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!