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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3921 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!