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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5207 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Potions Brewed: | 119 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9438 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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