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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7099 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.