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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5249 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 211 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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