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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5562 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.