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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3205 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
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