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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9181 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 91 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.