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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 588 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!