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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5548 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8115 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!