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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 832 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 127 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
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Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?
So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!