Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Villages Defended: 14
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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