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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	3275
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Animals Bred:	75	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	7661
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1414
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	4832	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	184	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.