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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild SMP where the admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house turned into a giant cake or your farm overrun by dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have their own currency and economy. Trade with them for rare items and unlock hidden quests that will take you on epic adventures across the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous pandas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2749
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4415	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Magic Items Found:	8215
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2537	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	475925

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5247
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	59	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	919101	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5839
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.