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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 785 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9417 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).