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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	140
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	4472
New Chunks Explored:	995219	Enchantments Applied:	275
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5378
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3589	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.