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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeCrisp

Pixelmon

Ip : 198.12.88.25:25565 _________________________ Features _________________________ Pixelmon Pixel Skills Grief Defender _________________________

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EosCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

EosCraft is a humble, fun, lag-free minecraft survival multiplayer server that is home to an amazing community, a professionally ran mature staff team, and numerous features for your enjoyment. Consider checking us out! Expanding the community since 2010.

Website: EosCraftMC.com IP: play.eoscraftmc.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SMP.Moose

PvP

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Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7972	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Archon Factions

Factions, PvP

Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

Website: www.archonmc.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3887	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Destroy SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Mines PvP/SMP

Economy, PvP, Towny

SERVER IP: TheMin.es

Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Star Shards Collected:	235	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Averia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lucid Dreams

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bertonso_smp

Anarchy

best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BEASTCRAFT-ZA

In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3462	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.