So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Void Gems Collected:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7087
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3608	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	113
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	639	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	890	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7580	Magic Items Found:	2640
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Emeralds Found:	5893

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4343

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz