So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Endless Night Skies:	1
Star Shards Collected:	154	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	141

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Potions Brewed:	102

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	8002
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	285

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	675
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	4867
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7642

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.