So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchantments Applied:	127	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6632	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5585
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mines Excavated:	1300	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7654
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	7386	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.