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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9596 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?
So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!